Overheard

At the courthouse yesterday I was standing nearby when an older couple came up to get their drivers license renewed. And when I say older, I mean like should they really still be driving old.
There is a form that the courthouse requires them to fill out with basic questions like address, etc. The woman came across one that obviously had her stumped.

[Reading from the form] "Are you a US citizen?"
Elderly woman: "Is that a yes or no?"
Clerk (very patiently): "Well, are you a US citizen?"
Elderly woman: "Well, yes, I imagine - don't you?"

For some reason I really got a kick out of it.