You know ...

Okay, these are not original (becuase I'm not a mom), but they did make me laugh. So in honor of Mother's Day:

You know you're a mom when ...

* You can't find your cordless phone, so you ask a friend to call you, and you run around the house madly, following the sound until you locate the phone downstairs in the laundry basket.

* Your favorite television show is a cartoon.

* You're willing to kiss your child's boo-boo, regardless of what body part it happens to be on.

* Your baby's pacifier falls on the floor and you give it back to her after you suck the dirt off of it because your too busy to wash it off.

* Your kids make jokes about farting, burping, pooping, etc., and you think it's funny.

* You're up each night until 10 PM vacuuming, dusting, wiping, washing, drying, loading, unloading, shopping, cooking, driving, flushing, ironing, sweeping, picking up, changing sheets, changing diapers, bathing, helping with homework, paying bills, budgeting, clipping coupons, folding clothes, putting to bed, dragging out of bed, brushing, chasing, buckling, feeding (them, Not you), You get up at 5:30 AM and you have no time to eat, sleep, drink or go to the bathroom, and yet ... you still managed to gain 10 pounds.

* You have time to shave only one leg at a time.

* You hide in the bathroom to be alone.

*you walk into another room in your house to get something and by the time you get there you forget what you were going to get.

*you combine your children's names..."hey, tyjessavbritt, Oh heck YOU...that one, come here!"

*your children answer to any/all of their siblings names

*when you’re away from home you find yourself frequently counting to keep track of your children

I love you Mom! Wish I could be there today.