Or current resident, Part 1

We received this catalog in the mail at the new house. One of those junk mail things that was sent to the current resident. I started flipping through it and was so amused that I thought I should share a few faves.
For those of you who think it is just too difficult to crack an egg by hand ...

Okay, so let's just be honest - I'm a little curious to see how this works, but as for practicality why would you want to wash a gadget like that every time you need to crack an egg?

And while we're on cooking gadgets, here's a gem.

I really wish they would have showed someone wearing these, because they have to be super stylish. And if you didn't know you can pop an onion in the freezer for about 15 mins and then the scent won't make your eyes burn. Or just use swim goggles if you're that desperate.

Okay - this one just looks creepy. That can't be healthy.


Speaking of creepy ...

In case you missed it that is 207 pages of the "secret and mysterious world of cats" including "extraordinary mental and psychic skills .... even clairvoyance and mind control!" And it looks as if that cat on the cover is trying to practice a little bit of mind control on you right now. Buy this book! We will reveal all our secrets and then take over your mind and soon we will possess all the tuna in the worrrld! Mwahaahaa. Don't look him in the eyes.

And at the end of a long day, you can always relax using these...